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Saint Phalle
(There will be references to sexual bodies, both male and female, and to mansex. Admittedly, in the context of art/sculpture and novels, but still… ) Saint Phalle — St. Phallus (with phalle as an...
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From the alien agriculture desk of the News for Penises
From the National Lampoon site, “Cartoon: Crop Circles” by Bob Eckstein, yesterday: (#1) Hey, you aliens! Get offa my field! Meanwhile, giant penis images are everywhere. Here at the News for...
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Months and days
Something I’m moderately sure of is that May is National, maybe International, Masturbation Month. All ny sources seem to agree on that. From the current version of Wikipedia: The first National...
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Fags Before Flags, and other in-your-face t-shirts
(Plain talk about men’s bodies and sexual practices, so use your judgment.) Thanks to Greg Parkinson for a link to this John Crisvitello t-shirt: (#1) The slogan is a send-up of the odious BROS BEFORE...
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Red hots, getcher red hots here!
Anticipating Memorial Day (May 29th this year), Pinterest has provided a big Hot Dog board. Memorial Day is a US holiday honoring Americans who died while serving in the armed forces, but it has also...
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Play with your hot dogs
As the run-up to the American holiday Memorial Day continues (only 9 days to picnic time), Pinterest has responded with a board of playful things you can do with hot dogs — sometimes moderating their...
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Brainless Tales, with more news for penises
#4 in my “Squid Pro Quo” posting is from Marcus Connor’s Brainless Tales, a new webcomic for me, but one largely devoted to language play. And immediately I came across this cartoon, with a portmanteau...
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Dog dogs
From a Pinterest board on hot dogs (looking forward to Memorial Day in the US), this way too cute presentation of hot dogs in buns: Hot dogs by themselves are phallic symbols, but here they are, first,...
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Let slip the dogs of Japan
Though hot dogs combine Memorial Day interest (picnics and cookouts!) with the gay attractions of phallicity (as Pride Month comes into view), after a recent flurry of phallic hot dogs on this blog, I...
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Rodeos and sword dances
(Warning: there will be talk of penises and mansex.) On The Hill site on 5/21, “Tillerson: ‘Not my first sword dance’ in Saudi Arabia”, by Jill Manchester: Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said Sunday...
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The eve of Pride Month
… brings gay porn sales for the occasion. (Warning: this will be about gay porn, with frank discussion of men’s bodies and mansex, so it’s not for kids or the sexually modest.) The cover photo...
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Needlepoint X
(Descriptions of mansex, so not for kids or the sexually modest.) From the Mic site yesterday, “Needleporn: The queer, wholesome yet sexually explicit craft you need to get into” by Evan Ross Katz....
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Dad dogs
Following on several postings combining a Memorial Day theme with a phallic hot dog theme, Pinterest recently moved the calendar forward to (US) Fathers Day (June 18th this year) while preserving the...
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Three cactuses
Three entries from Rudolf Slaba, The Illustrated Guide to Cacti, Sterling Publishing Co., 1992. Just because the illustrations by Petr Liška are so pleasing. (And of course because these cacti, like so...
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Put a sock on it in parade season
(There will be discussions of men’s naughty bits and pictures of these barely covered. Sometimes celebratory, sometimes silly, but not at all (I think) arousing. Still, if that’s not you want to read...
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More news not for penises
Start with this little poem, “Spurring him on”, which seems to be heavily sexual: Hotspur Cockspur: Thorny, horny, over- Heated prick. Spiky, showy dandy, Sharply tipped. Actually, this is a...
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Codpieces on Cellblock 13
(Men flaunting their junk, codpieces, prehistoric creatures, superheroes, language play, and more. Use your judgment.) On the 21st, a posting on Cellblock / CellBlock / Cell Block 13 garments,...
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Annals of phallicity, annals of design
A little while back, my household had need of a drill to use in repairing a damaged storage closet door, so from the tool closet came (as the company styles it) the Fiskars Manual Rotary Craft Hand...
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Slangy Spanish hot dogs
In a Pinterest mailing on the 25th, a board entitled Cachorros — a word unfamiliar to me — that turned out to be yet another assemblage of hot dog recipes (a topic that comes up on this blog...
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Words as weapons, images as ideas
Illustrators go to war: (#1) Hoover Memorial Exhibit Pavilion, Stanford, 4/5/17 – 9/2/17 Visited on July 19th, with Juan Gomez. Extensive report follows. The Hoover copy for the exhibit: One hundred...
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